internetexplorers:

until I get paid to entertain you fucking pricks i will post whatever the fuck I want

themayoofcantown:

upcoming xbox two features:

• games must be purchased with human skin
• connects only to 24/7 lacrosse television channel
• does not accept discs, only vynil records
• requires hourly connection to crouton.net to function
• will scream newton’s first law continuously when not in use, no volume control available
• runs exclusively off nuclear energy
• all instruction manuals written in Croatian
•  made entirely out of live spiders

visitingfan:

king-of-the-lumberjacks:

birdghost:

ＢＥＳＴＩＡＬＩＴＹ

i had a confusing childhood

They didn’t make it easy on us

imagineyouricon:

Imagine waking up to your icon sitting on top of you leaning in close to your face with their current expression

freakvevo:

WHEN FRIEND IS SAD

(Source: aclorable)

cleverramble:

duckhugs:

It’s the first five minutes of the episode. Some random person is about to be brutally murdered by a demon/monster/pagan god/whatever. As they’re running for their life, they look back at whatever’s chasing them and just whisper to nobody in particular, “Oh God, I’m in the first ten pages of a Chuck Shurley novel.”

*Carver Edlund

(Source: katnpc)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

halfhardtorock:

dewdroponaleaf:

aw rats guyz he figured us out :(

Damn, he makes feminism sound so badass.

aw shit man, I really didn’t want people to know about my practicing witch craft and baby killing yet.

nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:

misha i swear to god